"It was not my own fault."

This is the point where Plourr would ordinarily give her a hand up. However, she doesn't want to expend the massive amount of effort necessary to get out of bed.

In lieu of the hand up, she says, "Come on, get up, I didn't push you that hard." A moment's pause, and back to the original topic: "I didn't ask for this. Hell, I didn't even want this."